Welcome once again Horror fans. I hope your hungry? We have a few treats in store for you! A feast of foods that tantalise your taste-buds and rip out your heart! Let us look at those moments where everyday food turns lethal, where a simply thirst could turn to murder and a delicious dessert becomes deadly.  These are some meals you’ll want to skip. I present to you “12 Foods that will kill you!” (warning Horror Fans…there be spoilers!)

Hannible – Main Course

Come sit down, enjoy a delectable feast, just don’t get too comfy, your the main course. Hannbile Lectors Dinners are just killer! Except when your on the menu. Justice Department official Paul Krendler finds himself tied to a chair and drugged, by Killer Lector. With the promise of something tasty for dinner, Lector removes Krendlers skull, sautées a small section of his exposed brain and feeds it to Krendler. Real Brain Food!

Sweeny Todd – Pies

With a tasty thick crusty and juicy meat, nothing says home-made than a pie! The ones served up by Mrs Lovett, are really man-made! Containing the cut up flesh of men, slaughtered by the Demon Barber, the meat is baked into pies and sold to the unaware public. Tasty!

Shoot em up – Vegetables

You parents all ways told you to eat your veg! They are good for you. Just don’t ram a carrot through your face, cos that’s bad! A carrot eating drifter, kills a hit-man by smashing the long green vegetable, right through his mouth and out the back of his head. Eat your Vegetables!

Dead Heat – Chinese

Thule’s is a really popular Chinese butchers, they have all your favourites. But be warned, the meats a little rare. Cops Roger and Doug are ambushed by re-animated meat whilst investigating a series of robberies. The chickens are mean and the beef is all consuming. 

Blood Diner – Buffet

A “Lumerian Feast” sounds wonderful. Expect the vol-au-vent have hair in them and the mini sausages look like fingers. Brother Mike and George are preparing a big celebration for Sheetar, an ancient Egyptian goddess who’s return at a “Blood Buffet” could herald the end for all of us! Using the immoral women who frequent their “vegetarian” restaurant, they are almost ready to serve them up as the main course, at this deadly smorgasbord!

The Hole – Soft Drink

Even a simply can of coke can turn nasty, as the teens trapped inside an underground nuclear fallout shelter find out. Hungry, thirsty and starting to turn on one another. One sneaky chap opens a hidden can of coke, but the carbonated hiss attracts the attention on the others. Having your head smashed in is a nasty way to go, but to have it smashed in over a can of cola, is just tragic.

The stuff – Desert

Sold in pint sizes, the stuff is the new craze in the food industry. People just can’t get enough of the sweet tasting “Stuff”. It’s sweet, creamy and sentient! Not only is it bad for your teeth, it’s bad for your brain, slowly taking over your mind and turning you into a gooey zombie!

Cabin Fever 2 – Punch

The punch at this part has a little bite, as high school teens, start turning on one another during prom. The contaminated brew, curtsey of the friendly bus driver, might be tasty, but it’s also carrying a deadly pathogen that eats flesh. One cup and your done!

Gingerbread Man – Gingerbread Man

This traditional Easter Treat may taste a little funny. It’s a real killer! When crazed murderer Millard Findlemeyer’ ashes are baked into a cookie, this angry little character goers on a rampage of revenge. Run as fast as you can.

Killer Clowns From Outer Space – Candy Floss

Don’t get too excited about this circus, the clowns are bad, the entertainment is shocking and the food is just nasty. Killer Clowns sees a bunch of entrepreneurs Aliens visit earth in order to stock up on some of the local delicacies, Humans! Turning us into candy-floss cocooned slushy machines! Ready wrapped to be sold across the universe. We are tasty yum!

Dare Devil – Peanut

Flying across the Atlantic, you’ll probably want to tuck into the complimentary peanuts. Just as long as they don’t get stuck into you.  Daredevil villain Bullseye, clobbers an old lady mid flight with a carefully aimed peanut!

Soylent Green – People

Detective Frank Thorn finds out something terrifying about the government made rations called Soylent Green. It’s not made from plankton like they are told, it’s made form human remains. The dead and ground up and fed to the poor. Those little green wafers are just heavenly! 

So what did we miss? Let us know in the comments below. Tell us what your favourite meal is and how it could kill you!

Have a Great Day Horror Fans – LA